A goat met a comedian
	asked him if it could be funny
		if it were a vegetarian
The comedian told the goat
	that if it could be funny
		he would be a vegetarian
however
			if he could eat meat
				he would be funnier
The goat thought for a second
	as if it were really a vegetarian

A bizarre thing has happened during the gathering.
	The lady whose dress looks like a giant peacock
	seems to have lost her cocktail 
	before she could put her tongue to it.
Then all of a sudden,
	All the men in the room are looking for the cocktail
	that will intoxicate the giant peacock
	whose performer will take her lips to it.
After a few hours of search,
	All but one man give up at their cocky attempts,
	And the lady needs no tail to be a peacock.

The easiest way to fulfill your dream
	Is
	To
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	   During the day.

The TV and microwave is coming at ya!
	Where is your beloved remote control
		When you need it the least?
		Oh Shit!
		Someone must have put it in the microwave!
		Alright, come on microwave!
		...
	Okay
		Might need some new batteries
			After all these years.
But the batteries are in the laundry room...

		The man pulls up his pants









	...and puts it down where it pulls out.

		Ah ~
	Bad Choice
		Wrong Nose
			False Instrument
	Bad Timing
		Wrong Tongue
			False Start
	Bad Clean-up
		Wrong Direction
			False Signal
				Ah ~ ?

Construction Plan:

	Brick the walls
		Brick the floor
			Brick the ceiling
	Break the walls
		Break the floor
			Break the ceiling

Lunch Plan:
	Break yourself a brick

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