The Lady and the Cellist
(La demoiselle et le violoncelliste)
- Trans-oceana romance.
Fantastic Adventure/Romantic Surrealism
Buster Keaton, Malcolm St. Clair
- Greatest Of All Time.
A goat met a comedian asked him if it could be funny if it were a vegetarian The comedian told the goat that if it could be funny he would be a vegetarian however if he could eat meat he would be funnier The goat thought for a second as if it were really a vegetarian
Henri Gruel, Jan Lenica
- Look below the shoulder, folks.
A bizarre thing has happened during the gathering. The lady whose dress looks like a giant peacock seems to have lost her cocktail before she could put her tongue to it. Then all of a sudden, All the men in the room are looking for the cocktail that will intoxicate the giant peacock whose performer will take her lips to it. After a few hours of search, All but one man give up at their cocky attempts, And the lady needs no tail to be a peacock.
- How not to buy happiness.
The easiest way to fulfill your dream Is To Fa Ll As Le Ep Fa St During the day.
- Legal subversion.
The TV and microwave is coming at ya! Where is your beloved remote control When you need it the least? Oh Shit! Someone must have put it in the microwave! Alright, come on microwave! ... Okay Might need some new batteries After all these years. But the batteries are in the laundry room...
John Weldon, Eunice Macaulay
- The delivery guy...you know.
The man pulls up his pants ...and puts it down where it pulls out.
You're Darn Tootin'
- Blow! You idiot!
Ah ~ Bad Choice Wrong Nose False Instrument Bad Timing Wrong Tongue False Start Bad Clean-up Wrong Direction False Signal Ah ~ ?
- Lord, I watched this in a movie theatre...
Breathing, by yourself
Construction Plan: Brick the walls Brick the floor Brick the ceiling Break the walls Break the floor Break the ceiling Lunch Plan: Break yourself a brick
Grey Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood
(Seryy Volk end Krasnaya Shapochka)
- Big bad riding hood.
- Cheburashka the...?
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