Life is often quite funny,









	      ...until you have heard the joke many times over.

Shouting
	Is hurting your ears
		more than
			more than
				more than
Giving up.
Shooting
	Is hurting your legs
		less than
			less than
				less than...

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			Light!
			Sound!
		Lightning!
				Thunder!
	Boom like rang!
					Ring like a bomb!
    Man swings his hand!
					Mouse sways his tail!
Gang is in mood-
			Pang is in wood-
						Bang is in #*#!

"What do you want to order?"
"Piano."
"How many?"
"Piano."
"How would you like it delivered?"
"Piano."
"What time would be best for the delivery?"
"Piano."
"How would you like it tuned?"
"Piano."
Piano, def: piano, low amount, softly, early, slowly.

	A past a red meadow
	A blast a med render
	Aghast a wed riddle
	Amass a dead widow
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	(reset)
	Going past a meadow,
		A blast, met with render,
			On set to a riddle,
				Of thus a dead willow.

			(My Childhood)
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	543--
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	432
		1345---
			65--
				67--
				532---2
				2#23--
				11---

Blood is running,
	As if gold is melting,
		When night is shouting.
Skin is frozen,
	Like snow is fallen,
		Where silence is broken.
	Uphill,
			The wind is arousing.
	Downhill,
			The rain is drowsing.
	All - till the dawn is striken.

Right ON!
	Says the captain.
		We are DONE.
There is no need to curl up the curtain,
	and no lead to fire the burden,
		Only one thing is certain,
			That the future is sunken.
Where to GO?
	From WHERE?
		There isn't much left
			for anything to happen.

	It is ten in the morning,
	Your mother-in-law is coming.
	Rush to the cabinet, scrambling
	for the right head, forthcoming.

	One at your doctor,
		One at your lawyer,
			One at your employer,
				Only the bald one left, staring.
	So what? You figure,
	Let her have it, you are out sailing.