No **** is worth defending,
	Unless you are ******.
		It is rather ******,
			To not **** and ****.
Human ******** is not the problem,
	It requires no solution,
		The ****** of *******,
			Where to?
			A secret *******,
				Un******,
					Un******.

My spoon is too big.
Solutions:
	1. Use a bigger bowl.
	2. Use a bigger mouth.
	3. Use the other side of the spoon.
	4. Trade in for some smaller ones.
	5. Call their customer service.
	6. Google "big spoon instructions."
	7. Find a girl.
My "spoon" is too big.
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Bones for sale!
We have old wretch,
	Young hooligans,
		Recently detached,
			And fresh from accident.
			Pick your bone,
			Name your cone,
			There is nothing to show if you don't.
(no customers)
(still no customers)
Man: Got anything for my dogs?

	Epic is going relic:
	
	Man and his dog
		goes hunting.
	Man sees star,
		Dog sees scar.
	Man loses dog,
		Dog goes amok.
	Night falls,
		Dog squalls,
			And Man to his home, crawls.

	Tell him to follow the rules
				in a deadly pinch
He does with guilt
	And he goes
		To leave me pinch
     to Tell me to follow the rules 
	 			in a deadly pinch
I do with sorrow
	And I hope
		And resist
			To survive my own pinch

I went to the museum,
	and asked for a room,
		just enough for the moon,
			tonight,
				and tomorrow.
The room has one bed,
	on the wall, filled with paint.
		To sit, have to share with a wheel.
			To eat, the ice cream is on the floor.
    Even the en-suited urinal, doesn't flush the right way.
      Well, I thought, it's just two nights for the moon...

	(Theatre)

- What are they doing?







                                                   - Shhhhh...

A stomach problem,
	Is digested by its solution,
		Which creates a second problem,
			Engulfed by its fast motion.
				Hit,
				    Without lotion,
					Like sun,
					With no fusion.
Sometimes a collision,
	Is better than
		A silent desperation.

A tiny mistake,
	Grows into a sour cake.
		It takes a bite to let go,
			And a leg to reload.
You are what you are,
	Perfect each moment,
		With nothing to look back.
Let go of doubt,
	More would come about,
		It's best to go out,
			And keep your mind at shout.

A house,
						rented,
A gun,
						rented,
A bullet,
						rented,
A man,
						rented,
A body,
						rented,
					   and  returned.